Terms and Conditions (fun version)

Last updated: September 28, 2026

Welcome to the fun version. Same rules as the official terms, told with fewer lawyers and more GIFs. If the two ever disagree, the official version wins.

1. About these terms

This is my personal website. I'm Adams, one human in Europe, not a company with a legal department (sadly). By using the site, you agree to these rules. Scrolling this far already counts as reading them, right?

2. What this site is

It's a portfolio with a contact form. That's it. No sign-up button, no password to forget, no "confirm your email" dance. The one login page you might find is my admin door, and it has a bouncer.

3. Using the site

Read, share, enjoy. Just don't try to pick the lock on the admin area, knock the server over with a flood of requests, or send in a bot army. The captcha is there for a reason (and yes, it's judging you a little).

Looking through the window: fine. Pressing your face on the glass: also fine. Breaking in: not fine.

4. The contact form

Send me a real message with a real email so I can write back. No spam, no scams, and no "I'll put your site at #1 on Google" offers. Please don't send passwords or bank details either. I don't want them.

A spam filter checks every message. It's good, but not perfect, so if it blocked you by mistake, sorry! I read everything that gets through, but I can't promise to reply to all of it. Your message stays yours: I just keep it, answer it, and use it to teach my spam filter.

Keyboard warriors: please take the fight somewhere else.

5. Who owns the content

The words, photos, design and code here are mine. Quoting a bit with my name and a link back? Go for it. Copying whole pages, my photos or my code? Ask me first.

Some links take you to other sites, like my side projects. Once you sail off, you're under their flag and their rules, not mine.

7. No guarantees

I try to keep things correct and online. But I'm one person, so a page may be out of date, a bug may sneak in, or a whole section may vanish while I rebuild it. Nothing here is professional advice.

8. Liability

If using this site somehow goes wrong for you, I'm not responsible, as far as the law allows. Your rights as a consumer stay exactly where they are. No fine print can take those away.

9. Privacy and cookies

The short version: I keep contact form messages to reply and fight spam, and I use Google Analytics and Microsoft Clarity to see how the site is used. I don't sell your data and there are no ads. All the details are in the Privacy Policy and the Cookies Policy.

10. Changes to these terms

The rules may change. The date at the top tells you when. If you keep visiting after that, the new rules apply.

11. Law and disputes

French law applies. Live in the EU? Your own country's consumer protections come with you. Got a problem? Talk to me first. Most things get fixed with one friendly email. If not, it goes to the French courts, or to your local ones when consumer law says so.

12. Contact

Questions, bug reports, or just want to say hi? Use the contact page.

That's it. You now know these terms better than most people know any terms.

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